Serpeant Choker Necklace

Finally, a Choker That Doesn’t Choke Your Vibe

Let’s slither into reality: most chokers either strangle your neck like a bad date or flake off faster than your New Year’s resolutions. Not this one. The Serpent Choker Necklace is here to actually make your collarbone the main character.

Why This Isn’t Your 2016 Hot Topic Phase:

Subtle Danger, Zero Cringe:
A sleek serpent design that whispers “I’m mysterious” instead of screaming “I’m in my emo era.”

Hypoallergenic & Strangle-Free:
Adjustable chain with a clasp that doesn’t leave you gasping for air (or attention).

Water-Resistant Metal That Survives Drama:
Monsoon sweat, tequila spills, or your cat’s murder attempts—this choker stays flawless.

Stackable or Solo:
Layer with dainty chains for “I’m a ~curator~” vibes or go full villainess.

When to Wear It (Without the Regret):

• Concerts: Pair with a band tee and silently judge the mosh pit.
• Date Nights: Let the serpent do the talking (it’s definitely flirting).
• Office Rebellion: Spice up your formal shirt like a corporate Slytherin.
• Groceries in Style: Because even milk deserves a side of ~drama~.

Colors That Don’t Scream “Cheap Halloween”:

• Gold Serpent: The “I’m soft… but I bite” vibe.

Reviews from Definitely Real Humans:

“Wore this to a metal concert. Got 3 free drinks. Coincidence? I think NOT.” – Anika (chaos queen)
“Survived my toddler’s grabby hands. Still shiny. Unlike my patience.” – Anonymous mom